Fuego is on Fire

So I’m just sitting around, having an incredibly exciting and NORMAL Friday night for a 22 year old..( watching Marcel the Shell with Shoes on and stalking college classmates on Google) when I come across THIS ADVERTISEMENT:

ARE YOU SERIOUS?? “Tickle Douglas” ?? Excuse me… but this is just not okay. When I’m having my own personal rager watching Jenny Slate’s genius on DailyMotion in my pajamas because I couldn’t be bothered to look the video up anywhere else I do not want to see this kind of fuckery up on my screen.

Damn.