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Here is me pretending that I didn’t neglect Tumblr for the past 3 months…. About to have way more time to be a human and hopefully that will allow for more ~ * creativity * ~ in my life.
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I have a fabulous social life...
So I’m just sitting around, having an incredibly exciting and NORMAL Friday night for a 22 year old..( watching Marcel the Shell with Shoes on and stalking college classmates on Google) when I come across THIS ADVERTISEMENT: ARE YOU SERIOUS?? “Tickle Douglas” ?? Excuse me… but this is just not okay. When I’m having my own personal rager watching Jenny...
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September 2010
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And here's your top-earning comedians list via...
fatmanatee: 1. Jeff Dunham 2. Dane Cook 3. Terry Fator 4. Chelsea Handler 5. George Lopez 6. Larry the Cable Guy 7. Russell Peters 8. Tie: Jeff Foxworthy and Howie Mandel 10. Bill Engvall Woof. Jesus Christ. This list is where comedy goes to die.
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“Maybe we should do a ‘March of the Reasonable,’ on a date of no particular...”
– JON STEWART, on a possible response rally to Glenn Beck’s 8/28 march on Washington, in New York magazine. (via inothernews) Amen.
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“I was in New York on 9-11 when the towers came down. I lived 14 blocks from the...”
– Jon Stewart (via natface)
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What year is it?
I took the bus from Portland, Maine to Boston this morning and am on my way back home now. The movie this morning? Galaxy Quest. The movie this afternoon? Down Periscope. I thought it was 2010, but obviously I am wrong. In other news, hopefully I rocked my interview because I really liked the office!
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drink your juice.: Dealbreakers I'm too lazy to... →
your lax pinney your last.fm emoticons texting not texting you don’t understand the internet you’re super outdoorsy you won’t go on this fucking hike with me this one time you fucking fuck you don’t “get” cold cheese you speed when you drive, and not in the way where I trust you and can… Jesus.. Everything about this. ESPECIALLY last.fm … I hate that shit in a way that I...
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August 2010
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“I hope it’s Bucky Gunts, ‘cause I didn’t know you could say that on television....”
– RICKY GERVAIS, presenting the Emmy for directing a variety, music or comedy special to Bucky Gunts, for his work on the 2010 Winter Olympics. Heh again. (via inothernews) I think Ricky Gervais should take over Steve Carrell’s role on The Office when he leaves. Let’s get that extra...
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“I wanna say to the cast: I love you - you’re young, and you’re wonderful, you’re...”
– JANE LYNCH, accepting her Best Supporting Actress Emmy. (via inothernews) Jane Lynch is just always ON… I love her and I want to be her. Between Glee, Party Down and Best In Show she is right up there on my favorite female comedian list.
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Waiting For "Superman" | Trailer & Official Movie... →
yanglindayang: Oscar®-winning filmmaker Davis Guggenheim (AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH) dissects the failing American education system, and in doing so, discovers ways to fix it. See this movie! I pledged to see it a few weeks ago, now I just have to figure out WHERE since the likelihood of it being released in Maine any time soon is slim to none.
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Jezebel's Take on "WEIRD" Psych Research  →
I’m not sure how I feel about some of the conclusions drawn from this overall, but it did bring back some major memories of all the psych studies I participated in as a Sophomore in college. My professor allowed us to add as much as 5 points to our FINAL GRADE (yes I received an A ) if we participated in a certain # of studies. My personal favorite was “Talk about your body image and...
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“I am really starting to appreciate and admire your consistency and dedication to...”
– Nicole, a friend of mine who has received several Keyboard Cat themed birthday messages from me so far tonight.
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