December 6, 2009
So, I’ve been in the library for 4 days now and I find myself tweeting lyrics from The Sound of Music.. So what? Who cares?

So, I’ve been in the library for 4 days now and I find myself tweeting lyrics from The Sound of Music..

So what? Who cares?

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December 2, 2009
yasmeen: (via fettman) So good. OMG I love the mixtape about nothing. Wale & Seinfeld? What more could you want. Also, I’m seeing Wale on my campus on Saturday… couldn’t be any more excited! If only Gaga could be a surprise guest and perform “Chillin” with him.

yasmeen:

(via fettman)

So good.

OMG I love the mixtape about nothing. Wale & Seinfeld? What more could you want.

Also, I’m seeing Wale on my campus on Saturday… couldn’t be any more excited!

If only Gaga could be a surprise guest and perform “Chillin” with him.

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November 22, 2009
Why no Facebook, I don’t believe I am overspending on Vodka… but thanks for asking.

Why no Facebook, I don’t believe I am overspending on Vodka… but thanks for asking.

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November 21, 2009
This guy made himself comfortable… shoes off and everything. This would not fly on a DC weekday.

This guy made himself comfortable… shoes off and everything. This would not fly on a DC weekday.

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November 20, 2009
Hooray for Pandemic Control measures. This morning’s lovely H1N1 line stretching across American University’s quad.

Hooray for Pandemic Control measures. This morning’s lovely H1N1 line stretching across American University’s quad.

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November 17, 2009
Washington, D.C. Wins V.D. Triple Crown--Leads Nation in Syphilis, Gonorhea and Chlamydia Rates

kiamatthews:

doctornecessiter:

(via dvrton)

DC IS #1!!!!!

Ok so two things about this.

1. Since I technically reside in Maryland now, am I safe from the VD cloud hovering over DC? I mean I work in DC but you can’t get VD when the sun is up. This a science fact.

2. DC is also the champion (or at least a serious contender) for the belt in HIV cases. I’ve known this for a long time, so reading something like this makes me say “Well at least these are curable.”

These are dark times.

In summation - to all my DC Metro area pals - hand jobs and dry humping only, ok?

A friend of mine has vocally followed a “no BJs while in the district” rule for all 4 years of college… probably a good plan given, you know, all of this and whatnot.

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October 30, 2009
This grainy picture, friends, is an American Flag Penis currently facing out from a dorm room on the campus of this fine University. Creative huh?

This grainy picture, friends, is an American Flag Penis currently facing out from a dorm room on the campus of this fine University. Creative huh?

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Does this accent mark even exist?

Does this accent mark even exist?

We Democrats are known Teabaggers

We Democrats are known Teabaggers

Parts I & II to my Halloween Costume… Part III will be the tshirt & teabag necklace I am currently working on.

I’m only recreating real posters rather than making my own, mostly because when people tell me how stupid the slogans are I want to receive the joy of telling them that someone actually carried that sign in front of the White House.

Also, I’m aware that this is a costume that really only works in DC.. thankfully that is where I live.

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October 27, 2009
Oh Hey there Racist picture of the day…. Made the mistake of googling “Teabagging Protests” in search of a Halloween Costume and came back with this. Note for all of my fellow white people out there : If you feel like dressing up like a “Brave” and referencing “Warpaths”, “Wampum”, or the word “Paleface” go ahead and don’t do anything of the sort.

Oh Hey there Racist picture of the day….

Made the mistake of googling “Teabagging Protests” in search of a Halloween Costume and came back with this.

Note for all of my fellow white people out there : If you feel like dressing up like a “Brave” and referencing “Warpaths”, “Wampum”, or the word “Paleface” go ahead and don’t do anything of the sort.

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October 23, 2009
When exactly did Turkey shaped butter sculptures become something that is necessary?

When exactly did Turkey shaped butter sculptures become something that is necessary?

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