Rep. Anthony Weiner killed it last night at the Congressional Correspondents’ Dinner:
“Michele Bachmann is probably not here. She’s campaigning in Iowa and organizing in that important caucus state because she’s running for president. That’s all I really have for that joke.”
I went on a 5 minute unsolicited spiel to my friend in NYC the other day about how she MUST vote for Weiner when he runs for Mayor. This does not disappoint.
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Also, great part of my trip to NYC? or GREATEST part of my trip to NYC? My best friend lives next door to Wendy Williams’ studio… there is nothing not awesome about this (except maybe the family of rats that live up the street as well).
Thinking of doing this…something that would have been unthinkable a very short time ago!
Best Dressed Bears
Holy Shit. BLAST FROM THE PAST.
LL Bear & Ellie Bear… both can be found somewhere in my parents’ house. This is what happens when your father works @ LL Bean for 20 years.
Here is me pretending that I didn’t neglect Tumblr for the past 3 months…. About to have way more time to be a human and hopefully that will allow for more ~ * creativity * ~ in my life.
So I’m just sitting around, having an incredibly exciting and NORMAL Friday night for a 22 year old..( watching Marcel the Shell with Shoes on and stalking college classmates on Google) when I come across THIS ADVERTISEMENT: 
ARE YOU SERIOUS?? “Tickle Douglas” ?? Excuse me… but this is just not okay. When I’m having my own personal rager watching Jenny Slate’s genius on DailyMotion in my pajamas because I couldn’t be bothered to look the video up anywhere else I do not want to see this kind of fuckery up on my screen.
Damn.
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Amazon: Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People, by Amy Fucking Sedaris (via goldenfiddle) NEW BOOK NEW BOOK NEW BOOK. I haven’t even gotten around to making that bowl full of peanuts with googly eyes on them from her first book.
Need this. As soon as possible.
This is not a road.
This may look like a rural gravel road, but it’s not. It’s the surface of a Louisiana waterway covered with hundreds of thousands of dead fish, crabs, eels and stingrays — even a dead whale. (via Jalopnik)
This right here.
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