This grainy picture, friends, is an American Flag Penis currently facing out from a dorm room on the campus of this fine University. Creative huh?
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This grainy picture, friends, is an American Flag Penis currently facing out from a dorm room on the campus of this fine University. Creative huh?
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Does this accent mark even exist?

We Democrats are known Teabaggers
Parts I & II to my Halloween Costume… Part III will be the tshirt & teabag necklace I am currently working on.
I’m only recreating real posters rather than making my own, mostly because when people tell me how stupid the slogans are I want to receive the joy of telling them that someone actually carried that sign in front of the White House.
Also, I’m aware that this is a costume that really only works in DC.. thankfully that is where I live.
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Oh Hey there Racist picture of the day….
Made the mistake of googling “Teabagging Protests” in search of a Halloween Costume and came back with this.
Note for all of my fellow white people out there : If you feel like dressing up like a “Brave” and referencing “Warpaths”, “Wampum”, or the word “Paleface” go ahead and don’t do anything of the sort.
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When exactly did Turkey shaped butter sculptures become something that is necessary?
2 weeks ago • 1 note“This is what we fought for in World War II: the idea that we can be different and still be equal. My wife and I did not raise four sons with the idea that three of them would have a certain set of rights, but our gay child would be left out. We raised them all to be hard-working, proud, and loyal Americans, and they all did good.”
Old men are inexplicably adorable. And this one has a really cool perspective. What a babe.
Aww.. old men! I had the pleasure of Voting No on 1 in Maine on Monday… let’s hope it comes through next month.
also, I think that blonde woman sitting down in the background might be my elementary school gym teacher? weird…
2 weeks ago • 46 notes
Tobias Funke wished me Happy Birthday… it’s all over guys, pack it up and go home.
Also, Happy Birthday to me!
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Charlie: Milk steak.
Dennis: I’m not putting milk steak!
Mac: Just put steak.
Charlie: Don’t put steak, put milk steak, she’ll know what it is.
Dennis: No, she won’t know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright, what’s your favorite hobby?
Charlie: Uh, magnets.
Dennis: Magnets- okay, making magnets, collecting magnets-
Mac: Playing with magnets-
Charlie: Just magnets.
Dennis: Okay, we’ll put snowboarding.
Charlie: I don’t really snowboard.
Dennis: Alright, what are some of your likes?
Charlie: Uh, ghouls.
Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?
Charlie: You know, funny little green ghouls.
Dennis: Wh-what? Like in movies, in cartoons?
Charlie: Little green ghouls, buddy!
Mac: Don’t write ghouls.
Dennis: I’m not! I’m putting travel, Jesus Christ. What are your dislikes?
Charlie: People’s knees.It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.05, “The Waitress Is Getting Married”
MILK STEAK
3 weeks ago • 270 notesJon Stewart on Olympia Snowe (via soupsoup)
I stood behind Olympia Snowe in line at the “lady doctor” once at home in Maine…. I find it odd to see her on TV ever since, especially here in DC.
On a side note, she is a VERY Tiny woman.
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